Forest Conversation

Hello Deer!
No need to fear.
It’s just me!
You might have seen me on Wildlife TV.
Want to be part of the team?
It’s a one in a lifetime dream.
Fill in the form!
We pay each week 2 sticks of corn!

Hey Fawn!

Here is my form.

Sorry about saying this

I might not have time

But everything we said seemed to rhyme!

Oh Dear Deer!
Didn’t you hear?
It’s the latest trend!
Although it does drive you round the bend.
Squirrel may help
Just squeal and yelp
If you get caught by Deadly 60
They are exploring our forest this week.

Okay Fawn

I hope I will be fine

I will not take my time

I will be fast and I will run

Although it may not be fun

I just want to survive

Bye Deer!

Bye Fawn

Meet you by the oak tree tomorrow at dawn

There once was a pirate called Mandy (A PIRATE LIMERICK)

There once was a pirate called Mandy
Who on her ship was quite handy
The Ship bobbed up and down
On her face was a frown
So she eat sugar, sweets and candy!

LIFE IN THE BARN

Life in the barn,
Is not so sweet,
When you have to cope
With the stink of cows' feet.
But kittens make the whole barn sweet
Even though they might have stinky feet.

MEOW UNCLE CUDDLES

MEOW Uncle Cuddles,
You're very kind,
MEOW Uncle Cuddles,
For staying behind,
MEOW Uncle Cuddles,
When you were very kind.

CATS R BUSY BUSY

Whiskers and Paws
Couldn't wait till Christmas
To see Santa Claus
So they acted like elves
Put toys on the shelves
Then they had tired Whiskers and Paws!